I abuse commas like it's my job. I'm watching a law and order episode where the wife is beating her pro golfing husband with a golf club because he cheated on her. I feel like I've seen this before...
I like dogs. I have two cats that think they are dogs. I like sheep and chickens.
I have an allergy to dairy and am sensitive to gluten so you can imagine I'm an easy date (no pun intended). But really... No, but really, I'm an even worse date if I eat those things...probably cutting the date short within five minutes of ingestion. But this isn't a profile for eharmony now is it? I don't know what else to say...
I also can't eat artificial sweeteners unless I want to wake up looking like Hitch and I don't mean looking like a tall black man...I mean when he finds out he's allergic to some sort of food.
I'm supposed to be doing something for soils class right now...but I rather eat rice cakes slathered in jelly
I had a terrible memory unless it's dates (sometimes) and I see numbers as colours.
I am right now destroying my mother in a game of WordsWithFriends or something like that.
